Meggan Malone is the New Vivid Contract Girl

vivid.jpgOut with the old, in with the new.

Vivid Entertainment Group, maker of porn superstars, just signed Meggan Malone to a one-year exclusive contract. Vivid claims that she’s only shot two scenes in the industry, but word on the curb is that this “fresh and hot new girl” allegedly broke a prior solo girl contract and may have previously shot several scenes for other shooters possibly including B/G hardcore and an anal creampie.

May have. Possibly. Allegedly. Just pointing it out for the lawyers.

Whether she’s shot a bunch of scenes or not, I still want to see her take it in the ass in a Vivid production. Am I a perv or what?

Porn Fan Will Perform With Sunset Thomas in Her Final XXX Film

Pornstar Sunset ThomasVavoom contract star Sunset Thomas is determined to go out with a bang. She has chosen a porn fan to star alongside her in her final XXX film before her retirement. Fans were allowed to enter the contest for a chance to perform with Sunset Thomas by registering at the Vavoom Films website or by entering to win at the Las Vegas stip joint, Olympic Gardens.

During the Adult Entertainment Expo, Thomas interviewed all of the finalists and chose Chris Bellis from Windgap, Pennsylvania as her newest co-star. On why she chose him, she said:

“He seemed happy and comfortable,” she said. “He wasn’t too young. He had a bald head, and I really like that, and wonderful blue eyes. He just seemed so natural and confident without being cocky. He got to me. And now he’s going to give it to me and I’m going to give him the ride of his life.” [read more]

Sunset should have given Jenna Jameson a lesson in how to go out on a high note.

Sunset Thomas Chooses Fan to Perform With Her in Final Adult Movie [via Xbiz]

Traci Lords Goes Back to Her Porn Roots

Ex-pornstar Traci Lords to star in Zack & Miri Make a PornoFormer pornstar Traci Lords (who was underage for most of her blue movie career) plans a return to porn…at least on the big screen. The 39 year old actress has signed on as the lead in the Kevin Smith movie “Zack & Miri Make a Porno”.

Lifelong platonic friends Zack (Rogen) and Miri (Banks) look to solve their respective cashflow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought.

Pornstar Katie Morgan will also appear in the movie.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno [via IMDB]

You’ll Never Have Sex in This Town Again

Jenna Jameson shook an audience of porn industry insiders to the core when she announced at the AVN Awards that she’d “never spread her legs in this industry again”. The audience booed when she announced her retirement and porn purveyors took her words as a slap in the face to an industry who made her the most successful pornstar ever.

ACLU: Sex in Public Restrooms is ‘Private’

Senator Larry Craig mugshotThe American Civil Liberties Union has thrown its support behind Idaho Sen. Larry Craig, arguing that people who have sex in public restrooms have a “reasonable expectation of privacy”.

Senator Craig was arrested on June 11, 2007 and accused of non-verbally inviting an undercover police officer to engage in a sex act in a Minnesota airport bathroom. Craig later plead guilty to a charge of disorderly conduct but is now asking the Minnesota Court of Appeals to withdraw his plea.

The ACLU argued that even if Craig was inviting the officer to have sex, his actions wouldn’t be illegal.

“The government cannot prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Senator Craig was inviting the undercover officer to engage in anything other than sexual intimacy that would not have called attention to itself in a closed stall in the public restroom,” the ACLU wrote in its brief. [read more]

ACLU: Sex in restroom stalls is private [via Yahoo News]
In Larry Craig’s Corner, the A.C.L.U. [via NY Times]

Olivia O’Lovely Hangs Up Her High Heels

Olivia OLovely retiresAll good things must come to an end. Come June 1, pornstar Olivia O’Lovely will hang up her high heels and retire from the adult industry.

The star of such movies as Assault That Ass 8 and Latin Booty Worship is finishing up her undergraduate degree in psychology and ready to move into a career where she can “start helping people”. Can you imagine ending up on her couch?

“I’ve been doing this for six years; I’m a woman now,” O’Lovely said. “I want to move on and start helping people. I want to help people in this industry — they know I’m not going to judge them.”

It always makes me a little sad when a performer I love retires, but we wish Olivia the best of luck. The new year always brings new things. Bonne chance!

Olivia O’Lovely to Retire From Adult Industry In June [via XBiz News]

Photo credit: Olivia O’Lovely @ Ass Parade (NSFW)

Dita von Teese Sues Dominatrix

Dita von Teese Sues DominatrixDon’t mess with Dita’s dough. Burlesque queen, Dita von Teese is set to sue an LA dominatrix who she accuses of stealing the rights to Slick City, a 2001 movie she made with producer Bob Zahurak.

“Dita had agreed to share profits and split the rights to her films with [Zahurak],” said Von Teese’s lawyer, Keith Fink. But after Zahurak died, Butler took over his company and now claims she alone owns the film and its proceeds.

Crack the Whip [via NYPost]

Joanna Angel Gets Inked on the Season Premiere of LA Ink

Joanna Angel on LA InkMainstream media’s favorite alterna-girl pornstar touches down on basic cable tonight. Joanna Angel will make an appearance on the season premiere of TLC reality show LA Ink. Joanna shows up in Kat Von D’s tattoo studio to get some new ink and sticks around to climb up on the stripper pole and show the artists how a pornstar fakes an orgasm.

Season two also opens with Kat Von D announcing that she’s pregnant. Catch the show on TLC Tuesdays @ 10/9 Central.

See Joanna Angel in the show trailer [LA Ink on TLC]

Photo credit: Burning Angel Interviewed [CLP] via Hot Movies for Her

Want to Live in the John Holmes Wonderland Murder House?

John Holmes Wonderland murder house
John Holmes Wonderland murder house [photo via Find A Death]

The owners 8763 Wonderland Avenue have listed the two bedroom, two bath Laurel Canyon house for rent on LA Craigslist for $3,000 per month. Don’t know the story of the Wonderland house? Get familiar. [link 1, link 2].

In 1981, the location was the scene of a brutal, drug related-bludgeoning of four people for which pornstar John Holmes was charged but later acquitted. The Wonderland murders were immortalized in the 2003 movie Wonderland (Val Kilmer).

I realize that LA real estate is a whole world of insanity, but do you really want to pony up $3k to rest your head in the same place where 4 people were slaughtered and pornstar John Holmes aka Johnny Wadd may or may not have been involved? Not me. Someone’s definitely going to need an exorcism.

John Holmes Murder House For Rent [via Adult Video News], 2br - 2 bed 2bath laurel canyon on wonderland [via LA Craigslist]

Viagra for Women

Viagra-like drug for women may be on the wayFor women, sexual enhancement comes as a topical gel, not a little blue pill. The University of Virginia is testing LibiGel, a testosterone boosting drug that has been found to increase women’s “satisfying sexual encounters” by 283%.

A drug that could do for women what Viagra has done for men is being tested at the University of Virginia. The drug is a testosterone-laden ointment called LibiGel and it’s intended to boost the libido of women who have lost interest in sex. It will be prescribed at U.Va. in coming months to women who are suffering from hypoactive sexual desire disorder.

Women use LibiGel by rubbing a small amount into the skin of the upper arm. The drug enters her blood stream and works by boosting her energy and libido over the next 24 hours.

I guess this is supposed to be better than kicking a bad lover out of your bed and giving the next one a map to your clitoris?

University tests Viagra-like drug for women [via USAToday]