Moments in Celebrity Nudity
There are some celebrities who I couldn’t wait to see nude. Hell, I sat through that masterpiece of crappery, Showgirls, twice just for a peek at Elizabeth Berkley’s talentless ta-tas. Then, there are others who I would drop to my knees and beg to put their clothes back on. Al Pacino? Don’t even think about it, Scarface!
The Good
Angelina Jolie: – Angelina Jolie’s bared breasts and girl-girl scenes in Gia were enough send thousands of new lesbians crashing out of the closet. It’s no wonder Brad Pitt has abandoned all semblance of good sense.
Angelina Jolie nude in film
Halle Berry: Her topless scene in Swordfish was only a warm-up for her seminal (huh…uhuhhuh) sex scene in Monster’s Ball. “I want you to make me feel good!” Halle Berry nude in film
Colin Farrell: He keeps teasing us with the promise of some nude Irish booty. His full frontal nude scenes were shot and then cut from the movie A Home at the End of the World because his private parts were said to be so large that it was “distracting”. More recently, he’s sued ex-girlfriend and former Playmate, Nicole Narain to block the release of their sex tape. On behalf of women and gay men everywhere, I say “C’mon Colin, show us your Lucky Charms!” It’s not such a big deal….or is it?
Phoebe Cates: No discussion of celeb nudity is complete without mentioning the Fast Times at Ridgemont High stand-out starlet. This is the scene that launched a thousand teenage pup tents and led Judge Reinhold to pound it while spying on her from the bathroom. Phoebe Cates nude in film
More Fast Times at Ridgemont High nudity
The bad celeb nudes after the jump.
The Bad
Kathy Bates: Now I have lots of love for big and beautiful women, however, I could have done without seeing Kathy Bates jiggle her way into a vat of hot water in her About Schmidt Jacuzzi scene. Kathy Bates nude in film
Lara Flynn Boyle: She’s been nude in several movies, including Road to Wellville and Afterglow. And those were great moments in celebrity nudity. Fast forward to 2005, however, and it’s a completely different story. Lara has turned into a sack of skin and bones topped off by a trout mouth. She needs to lay off the collagen and Botox diet and give us some more good nudes.
Lara Flynn Boyle nude in film
