Colin Farrel Sex Tape Closer Than Ever?

The Colin Farrell sex tape seems to be looming on the horizon, and women and gay men everywhere sit on the edge of their seats with anticipation.

Before Farrell’s sex tape became the center of a discussion involving the Supreme Court, it was just another fringe adult industry distraction. ICG chief executive Sal Abbate says the tape initially was offered to him for $1 million, the caveat being that Narain was likely the only one who would agree to its broadcast. Abbate says he scoffed at the price tag. Meanwhile, upon hearing of Narain’s intention, Farrell’s lawyers sprang into action, hitting ICG with the lawsuit.

“At that point, I said wait a minute, we didn’t do anything wrong,” Abbate says. “We’re like Blockbuster Video. We said if the tape is legal, we’ll be a distributor.”

Since then, Farrell has accused ICG of using his image for profit and Narain has signed a deal with the company. The Playmate also has taken to the media, recently appearing on the MSNBC show Rita Cosby’s Live & Direct, where she pleaded her case.

“Right now, things are looking good from a legal standpoint,” he continues. “Nicole is a copyright holder, and she has gone ahead and agreed to exercise that copyright. We feel we have a really good chance of winning this thing.”

It would be nice if they could get this thing released before Christmas. I need a good gift to give my gays, and gifting them all the Tom Sizemore sex tape just seems like a big lump of coal.

Colin Farrell Sex Tape Comes Into Focus {via AVN}

Previously — Colin Farrell– Bigger, Longer and Uncut!, Moments in Celebrity Nudity

Anal Bleaching

Is anal bleaching a Hollywood myth or fact? On an episode of the television show, Dr. 90210, porn star Tabitha Stevens went in for some anal bleaching before a big anal porn scene. You can see a clip from that show here.

Well, whether it’s myth or fact, some internet entrepreneurs have taken the idea and ran with it. This store offers up the product, Esoterica, as an anal bleaching cream. Esoterica was originally intended for use as a skin discoloration fade cream. Considering that the instructions say “for external use only”, I’d keep it away from my ass if I were you.

Daily Gang Bang

The New York post reports that porn star Jessica Jaymes is shopping around a tanbloid tell-all and book deal about a bachelor party romp with Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson’s hubby {via Page Six}

A German brothel owner is planning to build his own multi-denominational church. Pimps in the pulpit, whores in the pews? {via Ananova}

Tomorrow (Tuesday, November 22) , amateur porn star Brandi Love will appear on the Tyra Banks show to discuss “Is Monogamy Natural?” Hugh Heffner and his three blonde girlfriends will be also be on the show. Watch the preview trailer at Tyra’s website. Check your local listing for times.

Hollywood Madam Plans Stud Farm

former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss Former Hollywood madam, Heidi Fleiss is back in business — this time with a twist. The Associated Press reports that Fleiss is in talks to turn “a Southern Nevada brothel called the Cherry Patch Ranch into a resort featuring male prostitutes serving an all-female clientele”.

From 1995-1999, Fleiss served a 21 month felony sentence for money laundering, tax evasion and attempted pandering [prostitution]. Since her release, Fleiss has dated actor Tom Sizemore, who she accused of assault and battery in 2003.

I wonder what she’ll call her new all-male brothel. The Cock Patch? Rump Ranch?

Fleiss to Host Vegas Sex Resort for Women {via People}

Jesse Jane on Howard Stern

Jesse Jane on the Howard Stern Show
Wake up early tomorrow boys! Blonde bombshell, Jesse Jane (Pirates) will be making an appearance on the Howard Stern Show. She’ll be giving away an all-expenses paid trip for two to the 2006 AVN Awards in Las Vegas, NV.

Jesse Jane will be co-hosting this year’s show alongside comedian, Greg Fitzsimmons. The AVN Awards, held on January 7 at the Venetian, is the leading industy event that recognizes the best adult performances and videos from the previous year.

Howard Stern
Jesse Jane to Promote AVN Awards on Howard Stern Show {via AVN}

Greeks Do it Better

A new sex survey by condom manufacturer, Durex, reveals just how many times a year people across the globe are having sex (or not). Those insatiable Greeks top the list at a whopping 138 times per year. They didn’t happen to mention what percentage of those encounters involved anal.

Way down at the bottom of the sexual totem poll were the people of Asia. Japan was at the very bottom of the list with an unimpressive 45 sexual encounters per year. Singapore (73), India (75), Indonesia (77), Hong Kong (78), Malaysia (83), Vietnam (87), Taiwan (88), Thailand (97), and China (96) all placed in the bottom ten. The low numbers in Asia were contributed to “stress”. No, seriously.

The stress of living in fast-paced Asia, home to some of the world’s fastest growing economies, could be the reason why couples make love less, Durex said.

I find it odd that countries known for sex tourism (Thailand and Cambodia), used panty vending machines (Japan), and the eel sex video (no I won’t link you to it you sick fucks) would rate low on a sex survey. I think if most guys had this at home, they could muster up more than 73 hard-ons per year.

And where do American’s stand? 113. Behind even the British. C’mon people. If we can’t even out-fuck the British, what good are we? Strap on your red, white, and blue condoms and get started on some patriotic shagging. Do it for your country.

Stressed out Asians have least active sex lives globally: Durex survey {via Yahoo}
Asian girls are still a great fuck

NFL Cheerleaders Busted Having Public Sex

What happens when two NFL cheerleaders get shit-faced in a sports bar? They retire to the ladies room for some sapphic sex. Hey, at least they’re not snorting coke in the stalls.

NFL cheerleaders arrested for lesbian sex in public bathroom

Two Carolina Panther cheerleaders spent the night in jail after a rough night in Channelside. The Panthers were in town to play the Bucs Sunday afternoon.

Witnesses say Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas were engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom stall at Banana Joe’s around 2:20 am Sunday. Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the pair.

Police say Thomas punched the woman in the face. When Thomas was arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader.

Thomas could face additional charges for lying to police, once they confirm her identity.

The witness is such a party pooper. I would have totally joined in.

Police: Two NFL cheerleaders arrested at Tampa bar {via Tampa Bay 10 News}

Glue Fetish?

What is it with people and glue these days? Is this some kind of weird fetish I don’t know about? First, a woman scorned goes crazy with a glue gun and claims she did it as a part of “routine sexual activity”.

Slaby said O’Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

Then came the nail polish. Slaby claimed O’Toole dumped it all over his head. When he woke up, Slaby said O’Toole threw him out. He didn’t have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Route 22 to call 911 and Murrysville police, Slaby said.

If that’s “routine”, I would love to know what happens when Martha Glue Gun decides to get kinky. Next, a Colorado man is suing Home Depot, claiming that they ignored his cries after being glued to the toilet seat as a prank.

A store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk via radio, but the head clerk “believed it to be a hoax,” the lawsuit said.

The lawsuit said after about 15 minutes, store officials called for an ambulance. Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, and while wheeling a “frightened and humiliated” Dougherty out of the store, he passed out.

Well, of course after reading these two stories, I had to go out and see if there was actually a glue festish. And by god if there isn’t! Glue fetish is an offshoot of “stuck fetish” and its themes includes people trapped in quicksand, trapped by their own clothes, and stuck with super glue. Sticky Site (free) is the hub of the sticky fetish community and contains photos and stories about people in sticky situations that they might not be able to wriggle out of. The only experience I have with glue fetish is when I get crafty and end up hot gluing my fingers together. I never cease to be amazed at the things that turn people on.

Man Sues Home Depot After Being Glued to Toilet Seat {via AZCentral)
Civil Suit Goes To Court: A Scorned Lover, Glue And A Naked Man {via The Pittsburgh Channel}


Kinky girls squeezed into tight latex clothes

Ladyboy Band

Asian lady boy pop star

Continuing my Asian ladyboy obsession, I ran across Korea’s first tranny girl group. Asian Sex Gazette introduces us to South Korea’s most ironically named band — Lady — a pop group made up of four girls who once were men. All four of these post-op transexuals have had the ’snip’ and some of the girls have posed for nude magazines.

These girls aren’t the first sex change rock stars. Harisu is Korea’s most successful pop singer with a widely popular song called “Foxy Lady”. Former Jethro Tull keyboard player, David Palmer, also went under the knife to transform into a woman named “Dee”.

Asia calls for a ‘girl’ band {via Asian Sex Gazette}
Asian Ladyboy Crush

American Wins International Tranny Beauty Title

Trangender beauty queen Mimi Marks waves as she accepts the crown

Transsexual and transgendered beauties from more than 12 countries came together to compete in the 2nd Annual Miss International Queen beauty pageant held in Pattaya, Thailand. In a surprise upset of the beautiful Asian ladyboys, the crown went to a buxom American t-girl from Iowa. According to an article in the Manichi Daily News:

American Mimi Marks won 8,000 dollars, a crown and several other gifts by beating out contestants from around the world to win the Miss International Queen beauty contest for transvestites and transgenders here over the weekend.

Blonde Marks pipped Korea’s Yu Ri and Thailand’s Tiptanlree Rujiranon to win the title in the beauty quest being held for the second time.

Contestants from across the world took part in the contest, which selected the most beautiful woman who had been born a man.

American wins transvestite and transgender beauty queen title {via MSN via Manichi Daily News}