Girls Gone Wild Owner Joe Francis Sprung from the Pokey

Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis mugshot
Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis released on $1.5m bail

Public enemy number one has been released from a jail in Nevada.

No, not Osama bin Laden — Joe Francis.

Better turn the terror level up to orange.

On Monday, Joe Francis posted $1.5 million bail after languishing in a Reno, Nevada jail for 11 months on federal tax fraud charges. He stood to face charges in Pamama City, FL and opted for the relatively cushier digs in Nevada than brave Florida’s brutal correctional facilities.

With talks of a deal, Bay County lifted his no-bail arrest warrant in Florida.

Today, Francis appeared in a Panama City court and plead “no contest” to charges that he filmed underage girls for his Girls Gone Wild series. He was released based on time served during his recent time in Florida and Nevada jails.

Francis will be on probation and Girls Gone Wild is barred from filiming in Bay County for three years. The county will also return confiscated property including a Ferrari and $60,000 in cash.

Francis will be in court again to face federal tax evasion charges in Nevada at the end of the summer.

Vegan Strip Club Puts Meat on the Pole, Not On the Plate

Portland, Oregon now lays claim to the world’s first vegan strip club. Casa Diablo Gentleman’s Club is both vegan and the only smoke-free strip club in the city.

Patrons won’t find any meat, eggs or dairy on the menu, but there is plenty of pussy on the stage. Flesh-eating dancers are welcome to work at Club Diablo, but must adhere to a vegan dress code free of leather, fur, silk or wool.

The club reflects the lifestyle of its owner, Johnny Diablo, who has been an ethical vegan for 23 ears.

“(It’s) vixens, not veal, and sizzle, not steak,” Diablo said. “We put the meat on the pole, not on the plate.”

Customers Find All Skin, No Meat At Vegan Strip Club [via Fox 12 Oregon]

ACLU: Sex in Public Restrooms is ‘Private’

Senator Larry Craig mugshotThe American Civil Liberties Union has thrown its support behind Idaho Sen. Larry Craig, arguing that people who have sex in public restrooms have a “reasonable expectation of privacy”.

Senator Craig was arrested on June 11, 2007 and accused of non-verbally inviting an undercover police officer to engage in a sex act in a Minnesota airport bathroom. Craig later plead guilty to a charge of disorderly conduct but is now asking the Minnesota Court of Appeals to withdraw his plea.

The ACLU argued that even if Craig was inviting the officer to have sex, his actions wouldn’t be illegal.

“The government cannot prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Senator Craig was inviting the undercover officer to engage in anything other than sexual intimacy that would not have called attention to itself in a closed stall in the public restroom,” the ACLU wrote in its brief. [read more]

ACLU: Sex in restroom stalls is private [via Yahoo News]
In Larry Craig’s Corner, the A.C.L.U. [via NY Times]

Viagra for Women

Viagra-like drug for women may be on the wayFor women, sexual enhancement comes as a topical gel, not a little blue pill. The University of Virginia is testing LibiGel, a testosterone boosting drug that has been found to increase women’s “satisfying sexual encounters” by 283%.

A drug that could do for women what Viagra has done for men is being tested at the University of Virginia. The drug is a testosterone-laden ointment called LibiGel and it’s intended to boost the libido of women who have lost interest in sex. It will be prescribed at U.Va. in coming months to women who are suffering from hypoactive sexual desire disorder.

Women use LibiGel by rubbing a small amount into the skin of the upper arm. The drug enters her blood stream and works by boosting her energy and libido over the next 24 hours.

I guess this is supposed to be better than kicking a bad lover out of your bed and giving the next one a map to your clitoris?

University tests Viagra-like drug for women [via USAToday]

Norman Mailer Wins Bad Sex in Fiction Award

Norman Mailer wins Bad Sex in Fiction AwardWay to kick a man while he’s down dead. Acclaimed woman-hater and occasional author Norman Mailer died earlier this month, but that didn’t stop him from being lampooned by the Literary Review for writing the worst literary sex scene of the year. Their annual Bad Sex in Fiction Award was awarded to Mailer for his sex scene depicting dictator Adolf Hitler’s conception in his latest novel, The Castle in the Forest, a fictional book about Hitler’s childhood. The passage reads as follows:

From The Castle in the Forest by Norman Mailer (Little, Brown) p67-68

‘Are you all right?’ she cried out as he lay beside her, his breath going in and out with a rasp that sounded as terrible as the last winds of their lost children.

‘All right. Yes. No,’ he said. Then she was on him. She did not know if this would resuscitate him or end him, but the same spite, sharp as a needle, that had come to her after Fanni’s death was in her again. Fanni had told her once what to do. So Klara turned head to foot, and put her most unmentionable part down on his hard-breathing nose and mouth, and took his old battering ram into her lips. Uncle was now as soft as a coil of excrement. She sucked on him nonetheless with an avidity that could come only from the Evil One - that she knew. From there, the impulse had come. So now they both had their heads at the wrong end, and the Evil One was there. He had never been so close before.

The Hound began to come to life. Right in her mouth. It surprised her. Alois had been so limp. But now he was a man again! His mouth lathered with her sap, he turned around and embraced her face with all the passion of his own lips and face, ready at last to grind into her with the Hound, drive it into her piety.

The award has been previously bestowed on authors Tom Wolfe and Sebastian Faulks.

Older White Women Seek Sex in Kenya

Sex tourism in Kenya
Sex tourism in Kenya

The face of sex tourism has changed. Older white women have followed the lead of their male counterparts and gone abroad in their search for easy sex and brown-skinned nookie. The hottest place for white women is Kenya where young African men satisfy hidden dark desires in exchange for new shoes or a little money.

Bethan, 56, lives in southern England on the same street as best friend Allie, 64.

They are on their first holiday to Kenya, a country they say is “just full of big young boys who like us older girls.”

Hard figures are difficult to come by, but local people on the coast estimate that as many as one in five single women visiting from rich countries are in search of sex.

Allie and Bethan — who both declined to give their full names — said they planned to spend a whole month touring Kenya’s palm-fringed beaches.

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Naked Wedding

Naked wedding in Sydney Australia

2Day FM listeners Grant Bulpett and Kelly Raymond’s appear during their wedding paid for by the 2Day FM radio show in return for them marrying naked except for strategically placed lace and rose petals, at the Kirribilli Club on November 23, 2007 in Sydney, Australia. The couple married live on the Kyle and Jacjie O radio show, having won the “wedding of their dreams” but naked, on the show.

Naked wedding in Sydney Australia

23rd Annual AVN Awards Winners

Best Supporting Actress - Video
Stormy Daniels, Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre, Wicked Pictures

Best All-Girl Sex Scene - Video
Pirates, Janine & Jesse Jane, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Gonzo Release
Slut Puppies, Jules Jordan/Evil Angel

Best Couples Sex Scene - Film
Dark Side, Penny Flame & Herschel Savage, Red Light District Films

Best High-Definition Production
Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Actor - Video
Evan Stone, Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Three-Way Sex Scene
Tease Me Then Please Me 2 - Tyla Winn, Michael Stefano & John Strong, Red Light District

Best Art Direction - Film
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Art Direction - Video
Catherine, Ninn Worx/Pure Play

Best Cinematography
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Ralph Parfait, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Videography
Dark Angels 2: Bloodline, Nic Andrews, New Sensations

Best Editing - Film
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Sonny Malone, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Editing - Video
Dark Angels 2: Bloodline, Nic Andrews, New Sensations

Best Special Effects
Pirates, FX, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Music
Pirates, Skin Muzik, Digital Playground

Best DVD Menus
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre, Wicked Pictures

Best DVD Extras
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre, Wicked Pictures

Best Classic Release on DVD
Ginger Lynn: The Movie, Paradise Visuals

Best DVD
Pirates, FX, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Interactive DVD
Virtual Katsumi, Acid Rain

Best P.O.V. Release
Manuel Ferrara’s POV, Red Light District

Best Director - Foreign Release
Rocco Siffredi, Who Fucked Rocco?, Evil Angel Productions

Best Sex Scene in a Foreign Shot Production
Euro Domination - Sandra Romain, JYL, Kid Jamaica & Nick Land, Clark Euro/Evil Angel

Best Foreign All-Sex Release
Cabaret Bizarre, Harmony/Evil Angel

Best Foreign All-Sex Series
Euro Domination, Clark Euro/Evil Angel

Best Foreign Feature
Robinson Crusoe on Sin Island, Private USA/Pure Play

Male Foreign Performer of the Year
Steve Holmes

Female Foreign Performer of the Year
Katsumi

Best Transsexual Release
Rogue Adventures 24, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel

Transsexual Performer of the Year
Gia Darling

Best Specialty Release - Squirting
Flower’s Squirt Shower 2, Elegant Angel Productions

Best Specialty Release - MILF
MILF Seeker, Pink Visual Productions

Best Specialty Release - Fem-Dom Strap-On
His Ass is Mine, LeWood Productions/Juicy Entertainment

Best Specialty Release - BDSM
Jenna Loves Pain, Club Jenna/Vivid

Best Specialty Release - Big Bust
Faster Pussycat! Fuck! Fuck!, Starr Productions

Best Specialty Release - Spanking
A Submissive Mind, Realspankings.com

Best Specialty Release - Other Genre
Chunky Housecall Nurses 2, Skin Tight Productions/Legend

Best Specialty Release - Foot Fetish
Coxxx & Soxxx 4, NJ Films

Best Specialty Series
Cum Drippers, Vouyer Productions/Red Light District

Best Alternative Release
Pornomation, Cherry Boxxx Productions

Best Mainstream Adult Release
Inside Deep Throat, Universal Home Video

Best New Video Production Company
Swank Digital

AVN Special Achievement Awards
The Fashionistas Live Show, John Stagliano

Top Renting Title of the Year
The Masseuse, Vivid Entertainment Group

Top Selling Title of the Year
1 Night in China, Red Light District

Crossover Star of the Year
Jenna Jameson

Best Screenplay- Video
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre, Stormy Daniels, Jonathan Morgan & August Warwick, Wicked Pictures

Best Screenplay - Film
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Dean Nash & Raven Touchstone, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Male Newcomer
Scott Nails

Best Oral Sex Scene - Video
Squealer, Jassie, Kimberly Kane, Scott Lyons, Scott Nails & Kris Slater, Hustler Video

Male Performer of the Year
Manuel Ferrara

Best Anal Sex Scene - Video
Cumshitters, Katsumi & Manuel Ferrara, Red Light District

Best Ethnic Themed Video - Asian
Invasian 2, Jules Jordan/Evil Angel

Best Couples Sex Scene - Video
Porn Star, Brittney Skye & Tommy Gunn, NinnWorx/Pure Play

Best Actress - Video
Janine, Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Actor - Film
Randy Spears, Eternity, Wicked Pictures

Best Director - Video
Joone, Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Female Performer of the Year
Audrey Hollander

Best Director - Film
Paul Thomas, The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best New Starlet
McKenzie Lee

Best Actress - Film
Savanna Samson, The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Film
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Supporting Actress - Film
Jenna Jameson, The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Supporting Actor - Film
Randy Spears, Dark Side, Red Light District Films

Best Supporting Actor - Video
Tommy Gunn, Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Tease Performance
Katsumi, Ass Worship 7, Jules Jordan/Evil Angel

Most Outrageous Sex Scene
Re-Penetrator, Joanna Angel in “Blood, Disembowelment, and Fucking….What Fun,”, Burning Angel/VCA

Best Oral Sex Scene - Film
Dark Side, Alicia Alighatti, Hillary Scott & Randy Spears, Red Light District Films

Best Anal Sex Scene - Film
Sentenced, Audrey Hollander & Otto Bauer, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Solo Sex Scene
Katja Kassin, Anal Showdown, Darkko Productions/Evil Angel

Best Group Sex Scene - Video
Squealer, Smokey Flame, Audrey Hollander, Jassie, Kimberly Kane, Otto Bauer, Scott Lyons, Kris Slater & Scott Nails, Hustler Video

Best Group Sex Scene - Film
Dark Side - Alicia Alighatti, Penny Flame, Dillan Lauren, Hillary Scott, Randy Spears & John West, Red Light District Films

Best All-Girl Sex Scene - Film
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Jenna Jameson & Savanna Samson, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Non-Sex Performance
William Margold, Dark Side, Red Light District Films

Best Interracial Release
Lex Steele XXX 5, Mercenary Pictures

Best Ethnic-Themed Release - Black
Big Ass Party, West Coast Productions

Best Ethnic-Themed Release - Latin
Caliente, Wicked Pictures

Best Ethnic-Themed Series
Black Reign, Mercenary Pictures

Best Oral-Themed Feature
Blow Me Sandwich 7, Zero Tolerance

Best Oral-Themed Series
Glazed and Confused, Elegant Angel Productions

Best Anal-Themed Feature
Ass Worship 7, Jules Jordan/Evil Angel

Best Anal-Themed Series
Big Wet Asses, Elegant Angel Productions

Best Retail Website - Rentals
WantedList.com

Best Retail Website - Sales
AdultDVDEmpire.com

Best On-Line Marketing Campaign
PiratesXXX.com, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Overall Marketing Campaign - Company Image
Club Jenna

Best Overall Marketing Campaign - Individual Project
Mary Carey’s Dinner with President Bush, Kick Ass Pictures

Best Packaging
Catherine, NinnWorx/Pure Play

Best Director - Non Feature
Michael Ninn, Neo Pornographia, Ninn Worx/Pure Play

Best Vignette Release
Vault of Whores, Buttman Comics/Evil Angel

Best Vignette Series
Grudgefuck, DVSX

Best Amateur Release
Bangbus 6, Bang Productions

Best Amateur Series
Bangbus, Bang Productions

Best Pro-Am Release
Rocco’s Initiations 9, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel

Best Pro-Am Series
Midnight Prowl, Pariah Pictures/JM Productions

Best All-Girl Feature
Belladonna’s Fucking Girls, Belladonna Entertainment/Evil Angel

Best All-Girl Series
Cousin Stevie’s Pussy Party, CSI/Pure Play

Best Continuing Video Series
Girlvert, JM Productions

Best Gonzo Series
Service Animals, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel

Best Solo Video
Blu Dreams: Sweet Solos, Cal Vista/Metro

Best Sex Comedy
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre, Wicked Pictures

Best All-Sex Release
Squealer, Hustler Video

Best Video Feature
Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Hall of Fame
Chloe
Nick East
Mickey G
Steve Hatcher
Janet Jacme
Jenna Jameson
Lynn LeMay
Cara Lott
Cash Markman
Rodney Moore
Jack Remy
Stephanie Swift
Jerome Tanner

Reuben Sturman Award
Robert & Janet Zicari, Extreme Associates

Via Adult Video News

Bimbo of the Year 2005

Mary Carey 2005 Bimbo of the YearTwo of our favorite blonde’s, Mary Carey and Paris Hilton were named among the 2005 list of Bimbo’s of the Year. This dubious honor was created by Merrie Spaeth, former director of the White House Office of Media Relations for President Reagan, to honor the worst public comments of the year.

Our own beloved porn star, Mary Carey, got the nod for the following comments:

“We’re not the freakish demons people make us out to be,” said Mark Kulkis, a porn movie producer who bought two $2,500 tickets to have dinner with President Bush at a fund-raiser, adding “I’m not a creep with a coke spoon around his neck.” Accompanying Kulkis was one of his stars, Mary Carey, who said she wants to run for President herself, noting, “I’m very friendly,” and explaining, “I kind of wanted to be a porn star. I wasn’t raped or abused.” Bristling at the suggestion that it might be less than appropriate for a porn queen to talk to the president, Carey said, “I probably have less sex with those guys than any college girl.” (Sources say she did not chat with the President.)

Well, I don’t think her comment was so silly. She probably does have less sex than any college girl — as long as those girls are the Bush twins.

2005 Bimbos of the Year {via WorldNet Daily}

Previously — Porn Star Mary Carey Loves the Bush

Man Dates His Mom Online

This whole story rings a little untrue, but it was too funny not to post.

Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach — and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

“I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams,” the rattled bachelor later admitted. “And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she’d said she would.

“But when I got close, she turned around — and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn’t know what to say. All I could think was, ‘Oh my God! it’s Mama!’ ”

You know they totally had cybersex. Gross!

MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS — AND IT TURNS OUT SHE’S HIS MOTHER! {via Yahoo}

Meet women who are not your mom