You’ll Never Have Sex in This Town Again

Jenna Jameson shook an audience of porn industry insiders to the core when she announced at the AVN Awards that she’d “never spread her legs in this industry again”. The audience booed when she announced her retirement and porn purveyors took her words as a slap in the face to an industry who made her the most successful pornstar ever.

Olivia O’Lovely Hangs Up Her High Heels

Olivia OLovely retiresAll good things must come to an end. Come June 1, pornstar Olivia O’Lovely will hang up her high heels and retire from the adult industry.

The star of such movies as Assault That Ass 8 and Latin Booty Worship is finishing up her undergraduate degree in psychology and ready to move into a career where she can “start helping people”. Can you imagine ending up on her couch?

“I’ve been doing this for six years; I’m a woman now,” O’Lovely said. “I want to move on and start helping people. I want to help people in this industry — they know I’m not going to judge them.”

It always makes me a little sad when a performer I love retires, but we wish Olivia the best of luck. The new year always brings new things. Bonne chance!

Olivia O’Lovely to Retire From Adult Industry In June [via XBiz News]

Photo credit: Olivia O’Lovely @ Ass Parade (NSFW)

Joanna Angel Gets Inked on the Season Premiere of LA Ink

Joanna Angel on LA InkMainstream media’s favorite alterna-girl pornstar touches down on basic cable tonight. Joanna Angel will make an appearance on the season premiere of TLC reality show LA Ink. Joanna shows up in Kat Von D’s tattoo studio to get some new ink and sticks around to climb up on the stripper pole and show the artists how a pornstar fakes an orgasm.

Season two also opens with Kat Von D announcing that she’s pregnant. Catch the show on TLC Tuesdays @ 10/9 Central.

See Joanna Angel in the show trailer [LA Ink on TLC]

Photo credit: Burning Angel Interviewed [CLP] via Hot Movies for Her

Jenna Jameson Closes Legs, Opens Restaurant

Pornstar Jenna Jameson and designer Richie RichJenna Jameson and fashion designer Richie Rich have been palling around for so long that it doesn’t even seem weird to me anymore. She walked in his Heatherette show for both NY and LA Fashion Week and the two have been out and about at lots of celebrity events together. There’s a hilarious buddy movie about an aging pornstar and a fey Macaulay Culkin look-alike in there somewhere.

Now Page Six reports that the ex-pornstar (the ‘ex’ despite the soon to be released Jenna Loves Justin Again) and the fashion designer are set to open a restaurant in New York City in a location that according to Rich “used to be a whorehouse”. My mama always told me to be careful where I eat. Needless to say, I will not be eating any of Jenna Jameson’s potato salad.

23rd Annual AVN Awards Winners

Best Supporting Actress - Video
Stormy Daniels, Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre, Wicked Pictures

Best All-Girl Sex Scene - Video
Pirates, Janine & Jesse Jane, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Gonzo Release
Slut Puppies, Jules Jordan/Evil Angel

Best Couples Sex Scene - Film
Dark Side, Penny Flame & Herschel Savage, Red Light District Films

Best High-Definition Production
Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Actor - Video
Evan Stone, Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Three-Way Sex Scene
Tease Me Then Please Me 2 - Tyla Winn, Michael Stefano & John Strong, Red Light District

Best Art Direction - Film
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Art Direction - Video
Catherine, Ninn Worx/Pure Play

Best Cinematography
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Ralph Parfait, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Videography
Dark Angels 2: Bloodline, Nic Andrews, New Sensations

Best Editing - Film
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Sonny Malone, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Editing - Video
Dark Angels 2: Bloodline, Nic Andrews, New Sensations

Best Special Effects
Pirates, FX, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Music
Pirates, Skin Muzik, Digital Playground

Best DVD Menus
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre, Wicked Pictures

Best DVD Extras
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre, Wicked Pictures

Best Classic Release on DVD
Ginger Lynn: The Movie, Paradise Visuals

Best DVD
Pirates, FX, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Interactive DVD
Virtual Katsumi, Acid Rain

Best P.O.V. Release
Manuel Ferrara’s POV, Red Light District

Best Director - Foreign Release
Rocco Siffredi, Who Fucked Rocco?, Evil Angel Productions

Best Sex Scene in a Foreign Shot Production
Euro Domination - Sandra Romain, JYL, Kid Jamaica & Nick Land, Clark Euro/Evil Angel

Best Foreign All-Sex Release
Cabaret Bizarre, Harmony/Evil Angel

Best Foreign All-Sex Series
Euro Domination, Clark Euro/Evil Angel

Best Foreign Feature
Robinson Crusoe on Sin Island, Private USA/Pure Play

Male Foreign Performer of the Year
Steve Holmes

Female Foreign Performer of the Year
Katsumi

Best Transsexual Release
Rogue Adventures 24, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel

Transsexual Performer of the Year
Gia Darling

Best Specialty Release - Squirting
Flower’s Squirt Shower 2, Elegant Angel Productions

Best Specialty Release - MILF
MILF Seeker, Pink Visual Productions

Best Specialty Release - Fem-Dom Strap-On
His Ass is Mine, LeWood Productions/Juicy Entertainment

Best Specialty Release - BDSM
Jenna Loves Pain, Club Jenna/Vivid

Best Specialty Release - Big Bust
Faster Pussycat! Fuck! Fuck!, Starr Productions

Best Specialty Release - Spanking
A Submissive Mind, Realspankings.com

Best Specialty Release - Other Genre
Chunky Housecall Nurses 2, Skin Tight Productions/Legend

Best Specialty Release - Foot Fetish
Coxxx & Soxxx 4, NJ Films

Best Specialty Series
Cum Drippers, Vouyer Productions/Red Light District

Best Alternative Release
Pornomation, Cherry Boxxx Productions

Best Mainstream Adult Release
Inside Deep Throat, Universal Home Video

Best New Video Production Company
Swank Digital

AVN Special Achievement Awards
The Fashionistas Live Show, John Stagliano

Top Renting Title of the Year
The Masseuse, Vivid Entertainment Group

Top Selling Title of the Year
1 Night in China, Red Light District

Crossover Star of the Year
Jenna Jameson

Best Screenplay- Video
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre, Stormy Daniels, Jonathan Morgan & August Warwick, Wicked Pictures

Best Screenplay - Film
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Dean Nash & Raven Touchstone, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Male Newcomer
Scott Nails

Best Oral Sex Scene - Video
Squealer, Jassie, Kimberly Kane, Scott Lyons, Scott Nails & Kris Slater, Hustler Video

Male Performer of the Year
Manuel Ferrara

Best Anal Sex Scene - Video
Cumshitters, Katsumi & Manuel Ferrara, Red Light District

Best Ethnic Themed Video - Asian
Invasian 2, Jules Jordan/Evil Angel

Best Couples Sex Scene - Video
Porn Star, Brittney Skye & Tommy Gunn, NinnWorx/Pure Play

Best Actress - Video
Janine, Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Actor - Film
Randy Spears, Eternity, Wicked Pictures

Best Director - Video
Joone, Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Female Performer of the Year
Audrey Hollander

Best Director - Film
Paul Thomas, The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best New Starlet
McKenzie Lee

Best Actress - Film
Savanna Samson, The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Film
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Supporting Actress - Film
Jenna Jameson, The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Supporting Actor - Film
Randy Spears, Dark Side, Red Light District Films

Best Supporting Actor - Video
Tommy Gunn, Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Tease Performance
Katsumi, Ass Worship 7, Jules Jordan/Evil Angel

Most Outrageous Sex Scene
Re-Penetrator, Joanna Angel in “Blood, Disembowelment, and Fucking….What Fun,”, Burning Angel/VCA

Best Oral Sex Scene - Film
Dark Side, Alicia Alighatti, Hillary Scott & Randy Spears, Red Light District Films

Best Anal Sex Scene - Film
Sentenced, Audrey Hollander & Otto Bauer, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Solo Sex Scene
Katja Kassin, Anal Showdown, Darkko Productions/Evil Angel

Best Group Sex Scene - Video
Squealer, Smokey Flame, Audrey Hollander, Jassie, Kimberly Kane, Otto Bauer, Scott Lyons, Kris Slater & Scott Nails, Hustler Video

Best Group Sex Scene - Film
Dark Side - Alicia Alighatti, Penny Flame, Dillan Lauren, Hillary Scott, Randy Spears & John West, Red Light District Films

Best All-Girl Sex Scene - Film
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Jenna Jameson & Savanna Samson, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Non-Sex Performance
William Margold, Dark Side, Red Light District Films

Best Interracial Release
Lex Steele XXX 5, Mercenary Pictures

Best Ethnic-Themed Release - Black
Big Ass Party, West Coast Productions

Best Ethnic-Themed Release - Latin
Caliente, Wicked Pictures

Best Ethnic-Themed Series
Black Reign, Mercenary Pictures

Best Oral-Themed Feature
Blow Me Sandwich 7, Zero Tolerance

Best Oral-Themed Series
Glazed and Confused, Elegant Angel Productions

Best Anal-Themed Feature
Ass Worship 7, Jules Jordan/Evil Angel

Best Anal-Themed Series
Big Wet Asses, Elegant Angel Productions

Best Retail Website - Rentals
WantedList.com

Best Retail Website - Sales
AdultDVDEmpire.com

Best On-Line Marketing Campaign
PiratesXXX.com, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Overall Marketing Campaign - Company Image
Club Jenna

Best Overall Marketing Campaign - Individual Project
Mary Carey’s Dinner with President Bush, Kick Ass Pictures

Best Packaging
Catherine, NinnWorx/Pure Play

Best Director - Non Feature
Michael Ninn, Neo Pornographia, Ninn Worx/Pure Play

Best Vignette Release
Vault of Whores, Buttman Comics/Evil Angel

Best Vignette Series
Grudgefuck, DVSX

Best Amateur Release
Bangbus 6, Bang Productions

Best Amateur Series
Bangbus, Bang Productions

Best Pro-Am Release
Rocco’s Initiations 9, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel

Best Pro-Am Series
Midnight Prowl, Pariah Pictures/JM Productions

Best All-Girl Feature
Belladonna’s Fucking Girls, Belladonna Entertainment/Evil Angel

Best All-Girl Series
Cousin Stevie’s Pussy Party, CSI/Pure Play

Best Continuing Video Series
Girlvert, JM Productions

Best Gonzo Series
Service Animals, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel

Best Solo Video
Blu Dreams: Sweet Solos, Cal Vista/Metro

Best Sex Comedy
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre, Wicked Pictures

Best All-Sex Release
Squealer, Hustler Video

Best Video Feature
Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Hall of Fame
Chloe
Nick East
Mickey G
Steve Hatcher
Janet Jacme
Jenna Jameson
Lynn LeMay
Cara Lott
Cash Markman
Rodney Moore
Jack Remy
Stephanie Swift
Jerome Tanner

Reuben Sturman Award
Robert & Janet Zicari, Extreme Associates

Via Adult Video News

Bimbo of the Year 2005

Mary Carey 2005 Bimbo of the YearTwo of our favorite blonde’s, Mary Carey and Paris Hilton were named among the 2005 list of Bimbo’s of the Year. This dubious honor was created by Merrie Spaeth, former director of the White House Office of Media Relations for President Reagan, to honor the worst public comments of the year.

Our own beloved porn star, Mary Carey, got the nod for the following comments:

“We’re not the freakish demons people make us out to be,” said Mark Kulkis, a porn movie producer who bought two $2,500 tickets to have dinner with President Bush at a fund-raiser, adding “I’m not a creep with a coke spoon around his neck.” Accompanying Kulkis was one of his stars, Mary Carey, who said she wants to run for President herself, noting, “I’m very friendly,” and explaining, “I kind of wanted to be a porn star. I wasn’t raped or abused.” Bristling at the suggestion that it might be less than appropriate for a porn queen to talk to the president, Carey said, “I probably have less sex with those guys than any college girl.” (Sources say she did not chat with the President.)

Well, I don’t think her comment was so silly. She probably does have less sex than any college girl — as long as those girls are the Bush twins.

2005 Bimbos of the Year {via WorldNet Daily}

Previously — Porn Star Mary Carey Loves the Bush

Party Like a Porn Star

According to those British gossips over at popbitch, porn stars shake hands differently from the rest of us.

Learn a new move for the Christmas office party season - the porn star handshake. In the porn industry, people don’t shake hands when they meet. They knock elbows together gently.

Why? They all know where their hands and fingers have been…

Eeeew! Who knew porn industry peeps were such germaphobes?

Party Like a Porn Star {via popbitch}

Jesse Jane on Howard Stern

Jesse Jane on the Howard Stern Show
Wake up early tomorrow boys! Blonde bombshell, Jesse Jane (Pirates) will be making an appearance on the Howard Stern Show. She’ll be giving away an all-expenses paid trip for two to the 2006 AVN Awards in Las Vegas, NV.

Jesse Jane will be co-hosting this year’s show alongside comedian, Greg Fitzsimmons. The AVN Awards, held on January 7 at the Venetian, is the leading industy event that recognizes the best adult performances and videos from the previous year.

Howard Stern
Jesse Jane to Promote AVN Awards on Howard Stern Show {via AVN}

Who’s Tired of Jenna Jameson?

The Jenna Jameson marketing machine cannot be killed. Like the mythical hydra, if you cut off one head, it simply sprouts two more. Sam Sugar recognizes the power of Jenna and points us to a blog that is pure genius. Jenna Fatigue media stalks Jenna and chronicles the saturation of the world’s biggest porn star through every media outlet — mainstream and adult. Don’t worry, their restraining order is on the way.

Jenna Fatigue {via Sugar Bank}

Nikki Nova Injured

Porn star, Nikki Nova was thrown from a horse during a photo shoot this weekend. Nova sustained serious head injuries including fractures and brain bleeding. She is currently recovering in the ICU unit of an Arizona hospital. Nikki Nova is a well-known adult model and host of Playboy TV’s Night Calls 411.

We wish her well as she recovers.