You’ll Never Have Sex in This Town Again

Jenna Jameson shook an audience of porn industry insiders to the core when she announced at the AVN Awards that she’d “never spread her legs in this industry again”. The audience booed when she announced her retirement and porn purveyors took her words as a slap in the face to an industry who made her the most successful pornstar ever.

Olivia O’Lovely Hangs Up Her High Heels

Olivia OLovely retiresAll good things must come to an end. Come June 1, pornstar Olivia O’Lovely will hang up her high heels and retire from the adult industry.

The star of such movies as Assault That Ass 8 and Latin Booty Worship is finishing up her undergraduate degree in psychology and ready to move into a career where she can “start helping people”. Can you imagine ending up on her couch?

“I’ve been doing this for six years; I’m a woman now,” O’Lovely said. “I want to move on and start helping people. I want to help people in this industry — they know I’m not going to judge them.”

It always makes me a little sad when a performer I love retires, but we wish Olivia the best of luck. The new year always brings new things. Bonne chance!

Olivia O’Lovely to Retire From Adult Industry In June [via XBiz News]

Photo credit: Olivia O’Lovely @ Ass Parade (NSFW)

Want to Live in the John Holmes Wonderland Murder House?

John Holmes Wonderland murder house
John Holmes Wonderland murder house [photo via Find A Death]

The owners 8763 Wonderland Avenue have listed the two bedroom, two bath Laurel Canyon house for rent on LA Craigslist for $3,000 per month. Don’t know the story of the Wonderland house? Get familiar. [link 1, link 2].

In 1981, the location was the scene of a brutal, drug related-bludgeoning of four people for which pornstar John Holmes was charged but later acquitted. The Wonderland murders were immortalized in the 2003 movie Wonderland (Val Kilmer).

I realize that LA real estate is a whole world of insanity, but do you really want to pony up $3k to rest your head in the same place where 4 people were slaughtered and pornstar John Holmes aka Johnny Wadd may or may not have been involved? Not me. Someone’s definitely going to need an exorcism.

John Holmes Murder House For Rent [via Adult Video News], 2br - 2 bed 2bath laurel canyon on wonderland [via LA Craigslist]

23rd Annual AVN Awards Winners

Best Supporting Actress - Video
Stormy Daniels, Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre, Wicked Pictures

Best All-Girl Sex Scene - Video
Pirates, Janine & Jesse Jane, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Gonzo Release
Slut Puppies, Jules Jordan/Evil Angel

Best Couples Sex Scene - Film
Dark Side, Penny Flame & Herschel Savage, Red Light District Films

Best High-Definition Production
Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Actor - Video
Evan Stone, Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Three-Way Sex Scene
Tease Me Then Please Me 2 - Tyla Winn, Michael Stefano & John Strong, Red Light District

Best Art Direction - Film
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Art Direction - Video
Catherine, Ninn Worx/Pure Play

Best Cinematography
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Ralph Parfait, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Videography
Dark Angels 2: Bloodline, Nic Andrews, New Sensations

Best Editing - Film
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Sonny Malone, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Editing - Video
Dark Angels 2: Bloodline, Nic Andrews, New Sensations

Best Special Effects
Pirates, FX, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Music
Pirates, Skin Muzik, Digital Playground

Best DVD Menus
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre, Wicked Pictures

Best DVD Extras
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre, Wicked Pictures

Best Classic Release on DVD
Ginger Lynn: The Movie, Paradise Visuals

Best DVD
Pirates, FX, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Interactive DVD
Virtual Katsumi, Acid Rain

Best P.O.V. Release
Manuel Ferrara’s POV, Red Light District

Best Director - Foreign Release
Rocco Siffredi, Who Fucked Rocco?, Evil Angel Productions

Best Sex Scene in a Foreign Shot Production
Euro Domination - Sandra Romain, JYL, Kid Jamaica & Nick Land, Clark Euro/Evil Angel

Best Foreign All-Sex Release
Cabaret Bizarre, Harmony/Evil Angel

Best Foreign All-Sex Series
Euro Domination, Clark Euro/Evil Angel

Best Foreign Feature
Robinson Crusoe on Sin Island, Private USA/Pure Play

Male Foreign Performer of the Year
Steve Holmes

Female Foreign Performer of the Year
Katsumi

Best Transsexual Release
Rogue Adventures 24, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel

Transsexual Performer of the Year
Gia Darling

Best Specialty Release - Squirting
Flower’s Squirt Shower 2, Elegant Angel Productions

Best Specialty Release - MILF
MILF Seeker, Pink Visual Productions

Best Specialty Release - Fem-Dom Strap-On
His Ass is Mine, LeWood Productions/Juicy Entertainment

Best Specialty Release - BDSM
Jenna Loves Pain, Club Jenna/Vivid

Best Specialty Release - Big Bust
Faster Pussycat! Fuck! Fuck!, Starr Productions

Best Specialty Release - Spanking
A Submissive Mind, Realspankings.com

Best Specialty Release - Other Genre
Chunky Housecall Nurses 2, Skin Tight Productions/Legend

Best Specialty Release - Foot Fetish
Coxxx & Soxxx 4, NJ Films

Best Specialty Series
Cum Drippers, Vouyer Productions/Red Light District

Best Alternative Release
Pornomation, Cherry Boxxx Productions

Best Mainstream Adult Release
Inside Deep Throat, Universal Home Video

Best New Video Production Company
Swank Digital

AVN Special Achievement Awards
The Fashionistas Live Show, John Stagliano

Top Renting Title of the Year
The Masseuse, Vivid Entertainment Group

Top Selling Title of the Year
1 Night in China, Red Light District

Crossover Star of the Year
Jenna Jameson

Best Screenplay- Video
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre, Stormy Daniels, Jonathan Morgan & August Warwick, Wicked Pictures

Best Screenplay - Film
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Dean Nash & Raven Touchstone, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Male Newcomer
Scott Nails

Best Oral Sex Scene - Video
Squealer, Jassie, Kimberly Kane, Scott Lyons, Scott Nails & Kris Slater, Hustler Video

Male Performer of the Year
Manuel Ferrara

Best Anal Sex Scene - Video
Cumshitters, Katsumi & Manuel Ferrara, Red Light District

Best Ethnic Themed Video - Asian
Invasian 2, Jules Jordan/Evil Angel

Best Couples Sex Scene - Video
Porn Star, Brittney Skye & Tommy Gunn, NinnWorx/Pure Play

Best Actress - Video
Janine, Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Actor - Film
Randy Spears, Eternity, Wicked Pictures

Best Director - Video
Joone, Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Female Performer of the Year
Audrey Hollander

Best Director - Film
Paul Thomas, The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best New Starlet
McKenzie Lee

Best Actress - Film
Savanna Samson, The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Film
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Supporting Actress - Film
Jenna Jameson, The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Supporting Actor - Film
Randy Spears, Dark Side, Red Light District Films

Best Supporting Actor - Video
Tommy Gunn, Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Tease Performance
Katsumi, Ass Worship 7, Jules Jordan/Evil Angel

Most Outrageous Sex Scene
Re-Penetrator, Joanna Angel in “Blood, Disembowelment, and Fucking….What Fun,”, Burning Angel/VCA

Best Oral Sex Scene - Film
Dark Side, Alicia Alighatti, Hillary Scott & Randy Spears, Red Light District Films

Best Anal Sex Scene - Film
Sentenced, Audrey Hollander & Otto Bauer, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Solo Sex Scene
Katja Kassin, Anal Showdown, Darkko Productions/Evil Angel

Best Group Sex Scene - Video
Squealer, Smokey Flame, Audrey Hollander, Jassie, Kimberly Kane, Otto Bauer, Scott Lyons, Kris Slater & Scott Nails, Hustler Video

Best Group Sex Scene - Film
Dark Side - Alicia Alighatti, Penny Flame, Dillan Lauren, Hillary Scott, Randy Spears & John West, Red Light District Films

Best All-Girl Sex Scene - Film
The New Devil in Miss Jones, Jenna Jameson & Savanna Samson, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Non-Sex Performance
William Margold, Dark Side, Red Light District Films

Best Interracial Release
Lex Steele XXX 5, Mercenary Pictures

Best Ethnic-Themed Release - Black
Big Ass Party, West Coast Productions

Best Ethnic-Themed Release - Latin
Caliente, Wicked Pictures

Best Ethnic-Themed Series
Black Reign, Mercenary Pictures

Best Oral-Themed Feature
Blow Me Sandwich 7, Zero Tolerance

Best Oral-Themed Series
Glazed and Confused, Elegant Angel Productions

Best Anal-Themed Feature
Ass Worship 7, Jules Jordan/Evil Angel

Best Anal-Themed Series
Big Wet Asses, Elegant Angel Productions

Best Retail Website - Rentals
WantedList.com

Best Retail Website - Sales
AdultDVDEmpire.com

Best On-Line Marketing Campaign
PiratesXXX.com, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Best Overall Marketing Campaign - Company Image
Club Jenna

Best Overall Marketing Campaign - Individual Project
Mary Carey’s Dinner with President Bush, Kick Ass Pictures

Best Packaging
Catherine, NinnWorx/Pure Play

Best Director - Non Feature
Michael Ninn, Neo Pornographia, Ninn Worx/Pure Play

Best Vignette Release
Vault of Whores, Buttman Comics/Evil Angel

Best Vignette Series
Grudgefuck, DVSX

Best Amateur Release
Bangbus 6, Bang Productions

Best Amateur Series
Bangbus, Bang Productions

Best Pro-Am Release
Rocco’s Initiations 9, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel

Best Pro-Am Series
Midnight Prowl, Pariah Pictures/JM Productions

Best All-Girl Feature
Belladonna’s Fucking Girls, Belladonna Entertainment/Evil Angel

Best All-Girl Series
Cousin Stevie’s Pussy Party, CSI/Pure Play

Best Continuing Video Series
Girlvert, JM Productions

Best Gonzo Series
Service Animals, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel

Best Solo Video
Blu Dreams: Sweet Solos, Cal Vista/Metro

Best Sex Comedy
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre, Wicked Pictures

Best All-Sex Release
Squealer, Hustler Video

Best Video Feature
Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Hall of Fame
Chloe
Nick East
Mickey G
Steve Hatcher
Janet Jacme
Jenna Jameson
Lynn LeMay
Cara Lott
Cash Markman
Rodney Moore
Jack Remy
Stephanie Swift
Jerome Tanner

Reuben Sturman Award
Robert & Janet Zicari, Extreme Associates

Via Adult Video News

Colin Farrel Sex Tape Closer Than Ever?

The Colin Farrell sex tape seems to be looming on the horizon, and women and gay men everywhere sit on the edge of their seats with anticipation.

Before Farrell’s sex tape became the center of a discussion involving the Supreme Court, it was just another fringe adult industry distraction. ICG chief executive Sal Abbate says the tape initially was offered to him for $1 million, the caveat being that Narain was likely the only one who would agree to its broadcast. Abbate says he scoffed at the price tag. Meanwhile, upon hearing of Narain’s intention, Farrell’s lawyers sprang into action, hitting ICG with the lawsuit.

“At that point, I said wait a minute, we didn’t do anything wrong,” Abbate says. “We’re like Blockbuster Video. We said if the tape is legal, we’ll be a distributor.”

Since then, Farrell has accused ICG of using his image for profit and Narain has signed a deal with the company. The Playmate also has taken to the media, recently appearing on the MSNBC show Rita Cosby’s Live & Direct, where she pleaded her case.

“Right now, things are looking good from a legal standpoint,” he continues. “Nicole is a copyright holder, and she has gone ahead and agreed to exercise that copyright. We feel we have a really good chance of winning this thing.”

It would be nice if they could get this thing released before Christmas. I need a good gift to give my gays, and gifting them all the Tom Sizemore sex tape just seems like a big lump of coal.

Colin Farrell Sex Tape Comes Into Focus {via AVN}

Previously — Colin Farrell– Bigger, Longer and Uncut!, Moments in Celebrity Nudity

Daily Gang Bang

The New York post reports that porn star Jessica Jaymes is shopping around a tanbloid tell-all and book deal about a bachelor party romp with Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson’s hubby {via Page Six}

A German brothel owner is planning to build his own multi-denominational church. Pimps in the pulpit, whores in the pews? {via Ananova}

Tomorrow (Tuesday, November 22) , amateur porn star Brandi Love will appear on the Tyra Banks show to discuss “Is Monogamy Natural?” Hugh Heffner and his three blonde girlfriends will be also be on the show. Watch the preview trailer at Tyra’s website. Check your local listing for times.

Party Like a Porn Star

According to those British gossips over at popbitch, porn stars shake hands differently from the rest of us.

Learn a new move for the Christmas office party season - the porn star handshake. In the porn industry, people don’t shake hands when they meet. They knock elbows together gently.

Why? They all know where their hands and fingers have been…

Eeeew! Who knew porn industry peeps were such germaphobes?

Party Like a Porn Star {via popbitch}

Nikki Nova Injured

Porn star, Nikki Nova was thrown from a horse during a photo shoot this weekend. Nova sustained serious head injuries including fractures and brain bleeding. She is currently recovering in the ICU unit of an Arizona hospital. Nikki Nova is a well-known adult model and host of Playboy TV’s Night Calls 411.

We wish her well as she recovers.

Internet Cowboy, Steve Cohen, Brought to Justice

If the early days of the internet were the Wild Wild West, then Steve Cohen would have been hung as a cow theif. It seems like only yesterday that Cohen was jacking Gary Kremen for his sex.com domain name, but the long arm of the law finally reached out and tapped Cohen on the shoulder.

Four years after dodging a $65 million court judgment by fleeing the country, former online-porn mogul Stephen Michael Cohen was arrested by Mexican authorities in Tijuana on an immigration violation and handed over Thursday to U.S. agents.

Cohen, a multiple felon and longtime con man, had been on the run since before 2001, when a judge ordered him to pay a San Francisco entrepreneur for hijacking the Internet address Sex.com. In 1995, Cohen forged a letter to Internet authorities to gain control of the address, which he transformed into a highly profitable site for pornography ads.

Cohen is currently in custody of the U.S. Border Patrol, Immigration and Customs Enforcement and U.S. Marshals Service.

Fugitive Online Porn Mogul Is Handed Over to U.S. Agents {via LA Times}

Dumpster Diving with a Crack Whore

It’s been a while since we visited that travesty of porn called Crackwhore Confessions; but this tragic thread over at XXXPorn Talk where Tony Malice gives us some recent photos of a methed out Baby Doll brought it all back for me.

Baby Doll for Gutter Mouths 25

Baby Doll pornstar -- after meth

It’s a shame when a girl goes from definitely shag-able to meth whore all in a few months. But lucky for her, her porn career isn’t quite over yet. She can follow the path of the many illustrious crack whores before her and jump on that Crack Whore Confessions gravy train (psst…I hear they pay in dime bags).

Now it’s time for another crack head of the day from Crackwhore Confessions. You can watch her free video and hear about how she learned to suck dick from gay guys and wrote $50k in hot checks so she could by a kilo of crack. Oh, please Roxie — tell us some more of your crack-y tales!

Crackwhore takes a hit before sucking dick. Click the photo to play the video clip Roxie is a fag hag Crackhead. She was schooled in the art of fellatio by her gay male friends. Roxie will do ANYTHING for crack. For $50 bucks, one of her perverted dates fed her full of tacos to watch her shit on a glass table. To feed her crack habit, she committed $50k in check fraud that landed her in prison! She admits to buying huge amounts of crack, up to a pound at a time! Her motto is: “Mo Money Mo Rock!”
Play the crackhead video — it’s a different whore every day