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Luke Ford interviews Tom Sizemore on sex, porn, and Heidi Fleiss. Turns out Tom’s newfound ability to win friends and influence people can be blamed solely on his super-sized cock. {via Luke is Back}

The Brits unveiled Scentuelle — a “tiny transparent patch that exudes dopamines and is worn by a woman on her wrist to recharge her sexual battery”. I’ll put it on right next to my nicotine, birth control, and fat burning patches. {via Reuters}

A Finnish tourist has been brought up on charges for bathing nude in a holy lake in the Indian pilgrim town of Pushkar {via Reuters}

Hillary Clinton turns down $1k campaign donation from Larry Flynt and the Hustler demi-god considers turning to the GOP {via NewsMax}

Sizemore Does Paris

Tom Sizemore busts a nutLater this week, Vivid will release the DVD version of the infamous Tom Sizemore sex tape. Vivid’s The Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal features 70 extra minutes of footage, plus an interview where Sizemore dicusses a tryst with Paris Hilton.

Tom Sizmore + Paris Hilton = a day at the VD clinic and a week praying over your results. According to AVN:

He also claims that a few years ago he had a party at his house and that after the guests left, he heard the repeated clicks of a cigarette lighter. Following the sounds he discovered Hilton by herself in his gym. He says she walked over to him and suggested quite explicitly that they have sex together. “She knew what she could do to people,” says Sizemore.

After a sex-filled night, Sizemore says, Hilton abruptly left in the morning, climbing into a long limousine with the parting words: “Goin’ to Sundance. See you next week.” He does not relate whether they got together again.

Now if only the two media-whores would get together and realease a dual sex tape.

Watch the Tom Sizemore sex tape
Watch the Paris Hilton sex tape

One Celebrity Sex Tape Averted and Sizemore Goes Wide Release

Mike Tyson turns down porn role
Former world-champion heavyweight boxer, Mike Tyson, has turned down the offer of porn studio, Zero Tolerance, to appear in a porn movie. Great job, Iron Mike, leave the porn starring to the porn stars and the crazy, fist-fighting, ear-biting, raping to the crazy, fist-fighting, ear-biting rapists. We wish Tom Sizemore had just said “no” also.

What is more disturbing is Mike Tyson’s apparent taking of the high moral ground and not wanting to be involved in the porn industry. Once you’ve nibbled on Evander’s ear, do you really have a high horse to ride? Perhaps it’s our industry who shouldn’t want him. I can do without seeing a half-literate convicted rapist in my porn.

Meanwhile, yet another useless Sizemore performance spreads its way to DVD. Vivid has agreed to distribute the Tom Sizemore sex tapes. Those of you who can’t wait to get your grubby little hands on it, can still view it at XXXtom.

Tyson Has Zero Tolerance for Porn {via AVN}

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    Ooh la la! There’s a cat-fight brewing and it’s not in the stripper’s dressing room. Owners of Tens gentlemen’s club are accusing a former employee of absconding with a 5,000 name VIP guest list and taking it to his new employer and flesh palace new-kid-on-the-block, Rick’s Cabaret-NY. Rick’s denies any wrongdoing, natch.{via Page Six}

    Our favorite sex-tape star, Tom Sizemore, has been ordered to remain in an in-patient drug rehab facility for another 30 days. Movie theaters everywhere breathe a sigh of relief. {xxxTom via Yahoo)

    The sleazy L.A. photographer who tried to sell nude photos of Cameron Diaz (Charlie’s Angels, Shrek) after forging her signature on a contract; was convicted of attempted grand theft, forgery and perjury and sentenced to almost four years in prison. {via Yahoo}

Tom Seizemore and His Banana of Life

Tom Sizemore busts a nutEx-girlfriend and former Hollywood madam, Heidi Fleiss has weighed in on the Tom Sizemore sex tape. New York Daily News’ Rush & Molloy quoted Fleiss bitterly commenting:

“He needed Viagra when I was with him,” the former Hollywood Madam tells us.

Fleiss also alleges the macho “Natural Born Killers” actor once invited her hunky ex-boyfriend John Enos to join them in a ménage à trois.

In the videos, Sizemore certainly appears to be on some sort of drug cocktail, but I doubt it’s a Viagra + Cialis mix.

While his manager, Jason Tucker, doesn’t go into specifics as to how the videos ended up online, he does believe that Sizemore “has a legal right to some of the proceeds.”

He goes on to say that Sizemore is not embarrassed about the videos, bragging that “It’s the maraschino cherry on the banana split that’s been my life.”

Sizemore goes hardcore with or without the help of Viagra.

Tom Sizemore Porn Star?

As Tom Sizemore whiles away a 17 month jail sentence for repeatedly failing drug tests while on probation, the gods have blessed us with a Tom Sizemore sex tape. Just what we’ve all been waiting for, right?

The videos show Sizemore as a salad-tossing sex freak who gets it on in a semi-druggy fashion. In between ranting at the camera, he has a threesome with two cute chicks who he covers in whipped cream and forces them to watch Paparazzi.

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In 2003, Sizemore was convicted of assault and battery against then girlfriend, Heidi Fleiss. He is currently in rehab and appealing a 17 month jail term for violating probation.

Tom Sizemore has been in movies like Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, and Heat, but recently has garnered more press for fucking Heidi Fleiss and having on-camera mental meltdowns.

Watch video samples of the Tom Sizemore sex tape.